Everybodys Nuts Pistachios, California, South Of The Border

Still the biggest pistachios around. One time this guy named Earl wrote to us. He said Everybody's Nuts weren't the biggest pistachios around. He had a bigger nut! So we visited Earl. Sure enough, he had a gigantic pistachio. But upon further inspection, we said, That's not a pistachio, it's a bowling ball you painted. Earl disagreed. We said, Then why does it have three holes in it? And why are you rolling it down this alley? Earl made a break for the door, proving our antioxidant-filled, naturally cholesterol-free, always 100% open Everybody's Nuts are still the biggest around. Product of USA.